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Created on 2006-05-27 16:07:58 (#10325316), last updated 2006-05-27

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Name:	andy_surf
Location:	United Kingdom
Website:	MY MYSPACE PAGE!

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HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF THE WORLD AS A BIG BLUBBERY WALRUS THAT'S JUST WAITING TO SINK IT'S TEETH INTO YOU? I HAVE.

~ OH MY GAWD, DATS THE FUNKY SHIT! ~

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Hey, i'm Andy, i like stuff.....prob a lot of stuff that you dont but what the hey! haha! i love chilling out and listening to music and i HATE working, i mean why dude? let's all just grow beards and live in a field....it could be like Lord of the files except you don't have to be naked and covered in shit.

I LOVE my friends :) , they help me to stay sane and make me laugh every day - thank you...i loooooooooooove you guys!!

I spend the majority of my time listening to music, writing poems and lyrics, sleeping, swearing and watching obscure Eastern films where Japanese men in suits shoot at each other and dive all over the place.

After all of the bank jobs i'm planning to do i'm gonna hire a bunch of crack-pot scientists to build me a time machine so i can go back in time and become a knight and slay dragons.......it'll happen man!

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"ONE TOKE OVER THE LIIIIINE!!"

"One toke? you poor fool, wait 'till you see those bats!"

I really wish my life ran like the plot to one of those shitty Meg Ryan romantic comedies but that's not real life and i don't look like Tom Hanks. Meg Ryan's lips are kinda scary too and i wouldn't want them gripping on to my face....hang on. Tom Hanks is awesome.

My dream is to visit Japan before i get dead, i'd love to live in Tokyo and i wish that i was born Japanese haha......it's such an an interesting culture and the language just sounds super cool and super sexy. England is so boring and grey man, i need a little wierdness in my life.

I'm not one of those idiot guys on here who comments on a girls pictures like "Oh baby you're so hot!! nice titties" - grow up jock dicks.

The late and very great Bill Hicks once said - "YOU, YOU'RE RIGHT, NOT THOSE FUCKERS WHO WANNA TELL YOU HOW TO THINK!!!" and i wish everyone believed him...if he was alive today he'd have so much to talk about - Pop idol (satan's talent search) , George "monkey man" Bush, Eminem, the bullshit war over oil in Iraq, crappy movies......it would be so awesome...haha and that Basic instinct 2 bollocks, he'd love that.

I hate racists, there's way too many stupid people in the world. If you dislike someone or treat them differently because of the colour of their skin then you have a problem - white people are fuckwits too. i can't stand it when people are treated differently to others because of their feelings or the way they look. Even that guy who dresses like a bee and is a total freak.

Don't read the newspapers, you'll save some braincells.

MUSIC IS MY THERAPY - No matter how i feel music can take me to a different place and make me smile, it's art y'know. Andrew WK "She is beautiful" is one of my fave songs ever...i know this is a very bad thing haha!

Music is fucktastic.

Tricky and the deftones make me smile and go a big rubbery one.
Disturbed and Nickleback make me want to puke up on my shoes and break glass bottles over my head whilst shouting "i'm a fish! i'm a fish!"

Check out my deviant art page, its a bunch of my lyrics n shit - enjoy!

MY DEVIANT ART THINGY!

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MMMMMMMMM....THE STINK-BUG MOON!

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MY LIFE - THE SOUNDTRACK

Opening credits - 28 days - the bird

Waking up - Fugazi - epic problem

Average day - Unsane - scrape

First date - Every time i die - i been gone a long time

Falling in love - Deftones - minerva

Love scene - Team sleep - ever

Fight scene - Raging speedhorn - fuck the voodoo man

Bad drugs experience scene - Electric wizard - i, the witchfinder

Breaking up - The gathering - you learn about it

Getting back together - Soundgarden - pretty noose

Secret love - Anal cunt - i fucked your wife.

Life's okay - less than jake - five state drive

Mental breakdown - Curse of the golden vampire - parasite

Cold-blooded murder scene - Will haven - carpe diem

Driving - Converge - conduit

Police chase - Snot - deadfall

Learning a lesson - Quicksand - slip

Deep thought - Massive attack - tear drop

Flashback - Kyuss - one inch man (the guitar solo)

Partying - Incubus - new skin

Happy - Descendents - coffee mug

Regreting - Converge - heaven in her arms

Long night alone - Tricky - black steel

Death scene - Beastie boys - heart attack man haha!

Going to hell scene - Fantomas - the omen

Closing credits - Meshuggah - new millenium cyanide christ

"You got red on you."

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ANNEKE VAN GIERSBERGEN - voice from the heavens. Yah yah.